Filename
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Size
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Description of the Textfile
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| 100dying.asc | 9827
| 100 Ways to Avoid Dying, by Tim Clark (April 4, 1991)
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| 10com.asc | 3282
| The 10 Commandsments for Technicians
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| adam.asc | 5324
| Adam, by Nicholas Biel (October 22, 1992)
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| art-erot.asc | 46930
| AE: Artificial Eroticism (November 26, 1990)
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| atomic1.asc | 8284
| Construction Project, Atom Bomb (April 24, 1990) Courtesy of the InterOcitor
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| barney_m.asc | 11684
| The Anti-Barney League's Barney Must Die Newsletter (Issue #1) (August 21, 1993)
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| beer.asc | 3120
| Why Beer is Better Than Women (March 8th, 1992)
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| best1001.asc | 24998
| The Best 1001 Jokes (October 29, 1990)
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| best1002.asc | 28577
| The Other Best 1001 Jokes (November 5, 1990)
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| blooprs1.asc | 13776
| The World According to Student Bloopers, by Richard Lederer, St. Paul's School (August 17, 1990)
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| chiklens.asc | 4671
| Contact Lenses for Hens? By Tony Rogers of the Dallas Morning News (December 3, 1989)
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| clinton.asc | 2045
| The Bill Clinton Statue Committee
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| condom.asc | 825
| National Condom Week Slogans
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| condom1.asc | 1430
| Condoms and the Law (May 4th, 1991)
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| corpdef.asc | 3420
| Corporate Structure Definitions (October 4th, 1990)
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| dark1.asc | 5838
| The Universal Theory of Daek (August 25th, 1991)
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| darkbulb.asc | 6185
| The Darkbulb, by James L. DeLucas
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| disd.asc | 2531
| The Dallas Independent School District High School Math Proficiency Exam
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| freeman.asc | 11666
| TText of a Somewhat Weird Classified Ad in The Local Paper, from Gerald O'Docharty (February 18, 1994)
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| husband.asc | 1109
| The Chain Letter for Unhappy Wives
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| impure.asc | 3808
| Impure Mathematics, by Richard A. Gibbs
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| man.asc | 5812
| A Chemical Analysis of a Digitated, Mammalian Biped (November 7th, 1992)
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| moseshew.asc | 5524
| A Memor to Moses from HEW by James E. Mignard, Ph.D.
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| murfsex.asc | 4984
| Murphy's Laws on Sex
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| nursing.asc | 848
| The Top 10 Things That Will Get You Thrown Out of a Retirement Home
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| oldage.asc | 1814
| A Poem on Old Age (March 8, 1992)
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| order.asc | 6842
| The Order, by Dale Lowdermilk
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| phones.asc | 5568
| Report of the Technical Committee to Determine Market Opportunities for The Telephone (November 7th, 1992)
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| phyhum.asc | 11320
| The New Physics Cirriculum from James "Kibo" Parry (May 9th, 1995)
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| redneck.asc | 3744
| You're Most Likely a Redneck if... (December 11, 1990)
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| revenge.asc | 3013
| The Rules of Revenge, by David Grant (April 2, 1993)
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| roach.asc | 1006
| Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
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| safe-fax.asc | 6340
| The Important Rules for Safe Fax (March 14, 1992)
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| swprayer.asc | 2077
| The Computer Lord's Prayer (August 24th, 1990)
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| tao.asc | 30270
| The Tao of Programming, by Geoffrey James (August 16, 1990)
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| theplan.asc | 1946
| In the Beginning There Was the Plan
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| toads1.asc | 1987
| Toad Lickers: News You Can Do Without
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| todd.asc | 4615
| Attention, All Ye of the Faith!
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| toonlaw.asc | 7061
| Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin (August 24, 1990)
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| trojan.asc | 1749
| An Unwanted Letter About your Condom Modelling Career
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