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    "Don't move my feet, I won't be able to find them in the morning..."
    											-Drunk Demon-Type guy.

þ Why why why?

	To be truthfully honest I know not why the ardvarck eats the eastern
	Australian buffalo. But what kind of question was that in the first
	place? Not a verg one. A more applicable one would have been, "How do
	I humble servant of the great and mighty Roast, serve the in thy hour
	of VBB's crashings?" Well this issue well be dedicated to it. 
	
þ Personal Note.

    I myself HAVE NEVER under any circumstances crashed any K-RaD VBBS, loser
    sad-asss punk, 2400baud 3.2meg Hd, pclemmings board. But now, fReD that's
    a different story entirely, but as he in braces from his latest stint 
    with a parked vehicle I will transcribe for him.
    
þ FAKEWARE.COM

	Believe it or not, a usefull utility by Nowhere Man of Nuke, yes they did
	actually release the info-journal 5 only 4 months or so off of schedule.
	This little utility generates a synthic looking archive, containing a new
	swell H0t NeW wAre. The game comes with mock data files, and mock screens.
	The only thing your provide is the .COM or .EXE of your favorite trojan
	or virus, trojan prefered[We'll get to that later]. The drawback to this
	nifty-usefull utility is it generates only a certain number of games. And
	well any half-way decent WaReZ d00d, so in other words this will work on
	anyone in huntsvegas, the archives l00k all kind of fubar.
	
þ Problem/2*5<x>ý:=Solution

     The Solution? We generate our own K-Rad Archive. First we need to make a
     bunch of garbage files that look for all intents and purposes to be a 
     new ware file. So to do this we need some kind of file generator, so I 
     will write one here and now without error checking or actually compiling
     it just figure it out if it's wrong...Pascal by the way...
     
     Program MakeFile;
     
	 Uses Dos, Crt;
	 
     var
     Loop : Word [We use words because they are highly efficent due to the]
                 [nature of the pascal compiler and the 8086 based arch . ]
     DummyFile: Text [Our groovy file to create]
     
     begin
     	If paramcount<1 then begin
     		writeln('Damn you LaMeR include the name of the file to 
     				generate!');
     		Halt(1); [Error level crap, like you need it...]
     	end;
     	if paramcount<2 then begin
     		writeln('Try including the size you freak.');
     		Halt(2); [More error stuff, WOW!]
     	end;
     	assign(DummyFile, Paramstr[1]); [Take the first paramter...]
     	rewrite(DummyFile); [Open a new file or erase and open, etc...]
     	For loop:=1 to [Here you convert Paramstr(2) to a integer type	]
     	               [variable using your favorite routine or toolkit.]
     	                do begin
     		Write(DummyFile, (chr(random(220+35))); [Drop the early ascii...]
     	End; [End that loop.]
     	Close(DummyFile);
     end.
     
     Obvious enhancments? MAKE the text buffer bigger, file will be generated
     at a much, much, mich more brisk pace, also add some more features and
     stuff, just make life swell.
     
þ File to Include?

     To make it look real include certain files extensions like:
     [General]
     *.DAT
     *.LIB
     *.BIN
     *.00?
     [Windows]
     *.DLL
     *.WAV
     [Games]
     *.MID
     *.SND
     *.MOD
     *.CGA
     *.EGA
     *.VGA
     *.ADL
     *.SB
     *.RES
     *.R??
     [Other]
     Whatever else you feels give good character to your files, make sure 
     they make sense if you have a data.001 and a data.003 there should also
     be a data.002.
     
þ Games?

     Why games? Because most of the lamers who you want to take out are k_rAd
     little waReZ d00dz and they are most assured of running them. So make
     sure your .NFO file[Take an old one and edit it] Has everything in it.
     In other words supprting CGA, PCSEAKER up to the very, best.
     
þ Trojans?

      Are sure to take the lamer out q-u-i-ck. And plus they aren't messy.
      They get the job done. No playing around, no waiting on a date, no damn
      pussy-footing around, just BOOM! And the lamer is in for it...
      
þ Name?

      Don't use you real name, sheesh.
      
þ What else?

      That's enough for now. If you have any experience or any technical,
      questions or info please reply to the addresses below. Why? Because if
      you don't I'll kill you. Simple isn't it.
      
þ Send Mail to:

	NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNET
	Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506
     


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