101nos.txt 101 Easy Ways to Say No
1988.hilite The Most Important Events of 1988, Reprinted from the San Francisco Sunday Examiner and Chronicle
20types The 20 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room
21types.txt The 21 types of People you might meet in the Men's Room
COMPUTER Humor Files of a Geeky, Computer-Oriented Nature
JOKES Collections of Honest-To-Goodness Jokes and Shaggy Dog Stories
MLVERB The Humor of M.L. Verb
REAL The "Real" Guides
TAGLINES Collections of One-Liners
a-zfuck.txt The A-Z of Foul Language, by Deadbeat/Independent
aa.jok The Alcoholics' Anthem (To the Tune of Men of Harlech)
abbott.txt The Famous Abbott and Costello "Who's on First?" Routine
aclamt.txt Supposed Medical Terms for Unpleasant, but Funny, Situations, from the National Lampoon
acronym.lis All Over List of Acronyms, 1990
acronym.txt Acronyms for the 1990's
acronyms.txt A Public-Domain Acronym/Abbreviation List
adcopy.hum Jason writes a bizzare Satanic Ad
addrmeri.txt Merit Badges for Man Scouts
admin.txt The Discovery of Administratium, the Heaviest Element
age.txt Were You Born Before 1945? You're a Survivor!
airlines The Things I Hate and Love about Airlines, by Michael Rosen
alabama.txt Alabama Mom to Alabama Son (A Letter)
alcatax.txt The Alcoholics' Tax Return
alflog.txt My Life on Planet Earth: ALF's Secret Diary
ambrose.bie The Devil's Dictionary: Assulting Society
anim_lif.txt Life Imitating Art (About Growing Up in a Anime High School) by Curtis H. Hoffmann (November 28, 1992)
annoy.fascist 101 Ways to Annoy a Facist by The Deth Vegetable and Lyndon LaRouche
answers Quick Answers to General Subjects. Well, Sort of.
anthropo.stu The Pedagological Tribal System of Primitive Cultures of the Scientific Research Community by Sara Duncan
arab.dic Useful Phrases to Know When Traveling in Muslim Areas
argotdic.txt Junk Culture Dictionary of Argot
art-fart.hum The Art of the Fart by the Guild Thieves
atombomb.hum How to Make an Atomic Bomb in 10 Easy Steps
aussie.lng Dictionary of Australian Speak
b-2.jok Statement by Rep. Edward J. Markey against the B-2 stealth bomber, July 26
bad Things Might Seem Really Bad
bad-d You Know it's a Bad Day When.... by the Red Phantom
bad.jok You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.....
badday.hum A Basically Bad Day
bagelope.txt The Ecology of the Bagelope, by Kel'anth (Bagels to You and Me)
bank.rob Rules for Bank Robbers
barney.cn1 The Barney Chronicles, Volume 1, Issue 1, by Chameleon Prime
barney.txt The Day of the Barney
bb Role Playing Beavis and Butthead
bbq.txt Legal Agreement to Host a Barbeque
beapimp.hum How to Be a Pimp, guaranteed to... well, maybe not.
beave.hum Beaver Gone Bad! Fiction by Pete Stocton and Baron Von Crash
beer.hum 52 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
beerdiag.txt Beer Diagnostics List
beerjesus.hum Why Beer is Better than Jesus
bible.txt Bible Misinterpretations
bigpic1.hum The Big Picture (Iceland Summit) by A. Whitney Brown
billcat.hum Exploring Bill the Cat's Brain, by Motorhead
bimg.prn The Bimbo Glossary
bitchcar.hum How to make The Most Bitchenest Car, by The Dead Kennedy
blackapp.hum Rabidly offensive racist employment form
blackhol.hum New Information on Black Holes
blaster.hum How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
bless.bc Bless B.C. I Stay
blooprs1.asc The World According to Student Bloopers by Richard Lederer of St. Paul's School
bmdn01.txt ABL's Barney Must Die Newsletter Issue #1 (May 1993)
boatmemo.jok The Summer Boat Ride Memos
boe.hum Tales from the Bureau of Explosives
boneles2.txt Manifesto of the Church of Holly Farms by Clorox Albatross
bored.txt Things to Do When Bored
boston.geog Boston Geography in One Paragraph
browneco.hum Conference with Christopher Browne of Hagar
btcisfre.hum Bill the Cat is MY Friend! By the Motorhead
bugbreak.hum How to Make Bugs Breakdance, by The Daredevil
bugs.txt How to Make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil (Includes Menu of Textfiles)
butwrong.hum But it Would Be Wrong, by Bill Safire
buzzword.hum How to whip out some corporate buzzwords
bw-phwan.hat Philosophical Ramblings by Buckwheat
bw-summe.hat Just what the hell IS Summer?
cabbage.txt The Night of the Cabbage Patch Kids, by Thomas Covenant of the Phido Phreaks
calif.hum Why I Hate California
calvin.txt Interview with Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) running for President
cancer.rat Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rats!
carowner.txt The 6 Major Personality Traits of Car Owners, from Weld Pond
cars.txt Large List of "Alternate" Acronyms for Lots of Car Makes
cartoon.law The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
cartoon.laws The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
cartoon_.txt O'Donnell's Laws of Cartoon Motion, from the June 1980 Esquire
cartwb.son Alternate Explanation for the Lyrics in a Bugs Bunny Song
catballs.hum Looking at the Cat's Balls, by Charles Bulkowski
catin.hat Sigmund Freud on Seuss, by Josh LeBeau
catranch.hum Dewey, Cheatham, and Screw Internal Memorandum
catstory.txt A Cat, a Tree, and a New Word
cbmatic.hum The New Ronco CB-Matic
cform2.txt Standardized Bonehead Reply Form
chainltr.txt The Toilet Chain letter
change.hum A Comedy of Errors around Cable Cars
cheapin.la Supposedly True Funny Interoffice Memo from the LA Times
chickens.jok How Many Chickens Can You Fit Into a Generic Pontiac?
childhoo.jok The Etiology & Treatment of Childhood
chinesec.hum Chinese Profanity Translations
chunnel.txt Ode to the Chunnel, or Why the English do Not Want a Channel Tunnel
church.sto Funny (Supposedly True) Church Stories
climbing.let Climbing Letters to the Editor Part II
co-car.jok How to Recognize a Company Car
cockney.alp The Cockney Alphabet
coffee.txt Smurf Liberation Front presents the S.L.F. Coffee File by Lithium Clown
cogdis.txt Short Paper about Cognitive Dissondance
cold.fus I'm Going to Assume This is Some Sort of HillBilly joke.
coldfake.hum How To Fake Cold Symptoms by The Daredevil
college.hum The Top Ten Lists Go to College, by The Deth Vegetable
college.sla The Complete College Slang Dictionary
college.txt How to Get into College by Ian Osmond (Xiphias Gladius)
commutin.jok Commuting for the Beginner
comrevi1.hum Don Tylers Splash Page: Comic Reviews, Setember 1985
conan.txt The Adventures of Conan the Librarian, by Alan Arnold
consp.txt A Complete List of All The Stuff That's Probably in the Big Government Warehouse of All The Stuff You're Not Supposed to Know About
contract.moo Some Completely Over the Top Contract
cookie.1 The Fortune Cookie File from Karl Lehenbauer (January 14, 1989)
cooking.jok A Definition of Cooking Terms
cooplaws Cooper's Laws of Life
corporat.txt The Creation of Corporate Policy
court.quips Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer
cowexplo.hum The Legend of the Cow Exploder!
coyote.txt COYOTE v. ACME (Wiley E. Coyote, Plaintifff v. Acme Company, Defendant)
cuchy.hum La Cucaracha, by Mr. Sandman
cucumber.jok The "why cu_CUM_bers are better than men" list
cucumber.txt Why Cucumbers are Better Than Men
curiousgeorgie.txt Curious Georgie by The Penguin
curse.txt Spanish Obscenities and Insults Dictionary by Midnight Sorrow
d-ned.hum The Saga of D-Ned.
dark.suc The Theory of Dark Suckers by Paul Holmgren
dead-r 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber, by The Banana Peel and the Garbage Can
dead2.txt DEAD2.DOC: A Musical Drama in -V- Parts from the Dedaparamaxx Productions
dead3.txt DEAD3.DOC: Our Heroes Enter Cyberspace by Dedaparamaxxaginos Productions
dead4.txt DEAD IV: Revenge of the Siberian Dwarf Teenage Mutant Ninja Samurai BBS Girls from Hell with Hormones That Go Bump In the Night: A Romance
dead5.txt DEAD V: Raiders of the Lost Byte by Dedaparamaxxaginos
deathhem.txt Standard Procedure on Death of Employee (A Memo, April 1, 1985)
dedpussy.txt 50  Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989
deep.txt Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
defectiv.hum Devective Defectors
desk.txt Top Things that Suck at Emerson College's Library
deterior.hum DETERIORATA
devils.jok Excerpts from "The Devil's Dictionary", by Ambrose Pierce, 1911
diesmurf.txt A Collection of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Smuggler and the Highwayman of Underground Communications (1985)
dieter.txt Transcription of a Mike Myers "Sprockets" Skit from Saturday Night Live
dingding.hum A Little Ding In the Door
dirtword.txt Words that are Not Heard on Public TV, by George Carlin
disaster.hum Reflections on Disaster
disclym.txt The Supreme Disclaimer
doc-says.txt What the Doctor Says and What the Doctor Means
docdict.txt A Little Editing Needed Here (The Doctor as Humorist)
docspeak.txt What the Doctor Says and What He Really Means
doggun.sto Freeze! I'm Armed with a Dog!
donut.txt How Different Philosophies Handle The Donut
dover.poem The Dover Poem, by KWH 1981
drinker.txt The Drinkers' Fault-Finding Guide
drinking.tro The Drinkers' Fault-Finding Guide
drinkrul.jok Philosophies of Life
drive.txt Macho Driving in Massachusetts
dromes.txt Here's a Bunch of Palindromes
druggame.hum Take Me Out to the Drug Game
drunk.txt You know it's time to go on the wagon when...
dthought.txt Collection of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
dubltalk.jok The Quarterly Review of Doublespeak, 1988
dym Speaking in Texican: A Primer
eandb.drx How Ernie and Bert Came to Be, by The Durex Blender Corporation
eatme.txt Eat Mee Kitchen, Chinese Food to Eat Out
econridl.fun Who paid for the Englishman? A Riddle
electric.txt Primer for Homeowners: The Electrical System
element.jok Scientists Discover Administratium, the Heaviest Element
elephant.fun Determining Your Job By How You Hunt Elephants
elevator.fun 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator by Toni Ralston
empeval.txt Profanity-Laden New Employee Evaluation Form
engineer.hum The Condemned: A poem
english Some examples of weird things that came in the English Language
english.txt A Collection of Language Questions with Answers
engrhyme.txt Poem about the foolishness of English
enquire.hum The New, Improved National Enquirer, 1985
epitaph Epitaths, Famous Last Words
eskimo.nel The Ballad of Eskimo Nell
exam.50 50 Fun Things To Do During a Final You Were Going To Fail Already
excuse.txt Excuses for Turning Down a Date
excuse30.txt Top Excuses for Arriving Late to French Class, including French Translations!
excuses.txt A Collection of Typical School Excuses
f_tang.txt Frank Tang Sell Best Good Mushroom! (From National Lampoon)
failure.txt A Collection of Complete and Utter Failures
farsi.phrase Useful Farsi Phrases for American Officers Traveling to Iran
farsi.txt Useful Farsi Phrases for Americans Travelling to the Middle East
fartinfo.txt The Facts about Flatulence, by Margaret C. McDonald
fartting.txt ...on Farting, by Bosk
fascist.txt 101 Ways to Annoy a Fascist, by The Deth Vegetable
fed.txt AOL Feds, by Shot
fegg!int.txt Dr. Fegg's Encyclopaedia of *All* World Knowledge (Formerly the NASTY BOOK) (April 9, 1994)
feggaqui.txt Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge (Apil 11, 1994)
feggmagi.txt Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge (Magic) (April 10, 1994)
female.jok Chemical Analysis on the "Woman" Element
figure_1.txt AT&T Customer Service Memorandum (See Figure 1)
final-ex.txt The Ultimate Final Examination
finalexm.hum Final Examination from Hell
firstaid.inf Quick First Aid Card
firstaid.txt First Aid for Non-Medically Minded Persons
flattax.hum The Flat-Out Tax Revisited
flowchrt FlowChart for Problem-Solving
flowchrt.txt Problem Solving Flowchart
flux_fix.txt A Very Large Amount of Random Thinking
footfun.hum Cops Recover Human Foot in Sewer
forsooth.hum Mother Spanks Son and Blows Up
free-cof.fee The Coffee Manifesto by Steve Guccione (June 11, 1990)
freshman.hum A Quick note to the Freshman of Horace Greeley
freudonseuss.txt Freud on Seuss by Josh LeBeau: A Review (From the UCSD Humor Magazine)
from.hum From the 60's to the 80's
fuck!.txt The Greatness of the word "Fuck"
fuckyou2.txt Toxic Shock Presents: Fuck You Too, I I Hate Your Guts (Toxic File #49)
fusion.gal Fusion Girl (Scientific Song Parody) by Bill Higgins (1989)
fusion.sup Observation of Warm Nuclear Fusion in Condensed Soup
fwksfun.hum Fireworks Foibles and Follies
gaiahuma The Rules for Being a Human
gas.txt The Fart Classification Chart (Fart Chart)
gd_guide.txt Game Developer Magazine Writer Guidelines
german.aut English and German Driving Terms
godmonth.txt The God of the Month Club
goforth.hum o Forth and Wait, a Play in One Act
gohome.hum Group Opposed to Harboring Movers from the East (G.O. H.O.M.E.)
good.txt How to Write Good, by Frank L. Visco
gown.txt A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown, by Charles E. Siem
grammar.jok The Future of the English Language, Demonstrated
grommet.hum Help! The Grommet's Missing!
grospoem.txt Redone Nursery Rhymes, with WAY too many disclaimers at the top
growth.txt Personal Growth Courses from hell
hack Memo To Employees: You Can Never Leave
harmful.hum Dirty Air
hate.hum I HATE EVERYTHING
headlnrs A Collection of True Newspaper Headlines that Merit a Second Glance
hecomes.jok The Legend of Mad Martin
height.txt The Height of ________ is..
hell.jok Welcome to Hell!
hell.txt A List of Things in Hell
herb!.hum Herb? Who's Herb? Where's He From!?!?
hi.tec Completely Bizzare Diseases
hierarch.txt The Heirarchy of a Business
hilbilly.wri Medical Terminology for the Layperson
history2.oop A History of the Past: Life Reeked with Joy
hitler.59 The Top 59 Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler (To Err is Hitler)
hitlerap.txt Mel Brooks' Hitler Rap
hoonsrc.txt Auckland Hoon's Road Code
hoosier.txt You know you're a Hoosier when......
horoscop.jok Horoscopes for Philosophy Graduate Students by Lije
horoscop.txt Horoscopes for Philosophy Graduate Students, by Lije
hotel.txt Some Foriegn Signs That Attempt To Be In English
hotnnot.hum He Warelock tells you What's Hot and What's Not
how.bugs.breakd How to make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil of The Police Station
how2bgod.txt How to Be God Book II by Rusty Nail, Flat Tire, Jim
how_to_i.pro How to Identify Professors
howlong.hum How Long Things Take
hstlrtxt.txt You Know You're from Hustler, Wisconsin, When.....
htswfren.txt How to Swear in French by Cherry Poptart
hum2 The Who's On First Routine by Abbot and Costello
humatra.txt HUMATRANS: A Transportation Device for Homo Sapiens
humatran.jok HUMATRANS (A Transportation Device for Homo Sapiens) (Reviews)
humor9.txt You Might Be a Redneck if....
humpty.dumpty The Story of Humpty Dumpty
icm.hum Another First for ICM
idaho.txt The True Story of Idaho
idr2.txt The Industrial Dude Ranch Letter
imprrisk.hum Enhancing the Game "Risk" by Redd Slaver
impurmat.hum Impure Mathematics
incarhel.hum Jason's 15 Incarnations of Hell
initials.rid Some of the Ancient Riddles from the Past, by Peter Young (The Initial Riddle) (May 25, 1989)
inlaws1.txt The Book of the In-Lawys
inquirer.txt The Irrational Enquirer: Headlines
ins1 The Rules for Being Human
insanity.hum Keeping Insanity in the Closet, by The Weatherman
insult 28 Laughing Ways to Insult Your Friends and Enemies
insuranc.sty Some Stories about why Insurance Companies Suck
insure.hum He hurt himself because he lost his presence of mind.
interv.hum Interview with Elder Berri abut Nabih Berry
investi.hum Investigation into the "Lynch Mob"
iqtest Your Intelligence Test
is_story.txt The Story on the CD by Information Society, grabbed by Andro and Tetsuo Shima
italoink.txt Badly Faked Italian Letter Indicating the Letter-Writer is an Idiot
ivan.hum Ivan and the Burlap Quilt
jac&tuu.hum The Real Story behind Jacob Riis and The Unknown User
japrap.hum We're Jap Girls, we Take No Crap
jargon.phd Glossary for Research Papers: Strictly Speaking
jason.fun A little capsule of Jason Scott's High-School world.
jc-elvis.inf JESUS and ELVIS - Coincidence, or Cosmic Plan?
jeffie.heh Oops! Jeff is in TROUBLE.....
johann Why it is No-one remembers Johann?
jokeju07.txt Actual Messages from Real Church Bulletins
jokes Collection of Tasteless Jokes
jokes.txt Joke Blab from the Datanet. Edited By The Slipped Disk
jrrt.riddle Collection of Really Old Riddles
just2 How to Know You're Growing Older: A List
justify Strange Text Justification Experiment
kid2 Jessica Gets it All Wrong
kid_diet.txt New Infants' Miracle Diet for Overweight People
killer.hum He's the Walk In Killer
killself.hum 101 Ways to Kill Yourself!
kilsmur.hum A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry
kloo.txt The Kloo Gnomes Present: The Not-So-Sacred Book of Kloos
koans.txt Collection of Zen Koans
la_times.hun Interoffice Memos and Tar
lampoon.jok The Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Rings"
languag.jok The ACTUAL Uses for Each Language
law.sch A Law School Chronology... Will they Be Lawyers or Not?
lawhunt.txt Washington 1986/87 Attorney Season and Bag Limits
laws.txt Interesting US Laws, taken from the Seattle P-I
lawskool.txt A Welcome Speech Supposedly Delivered by Dean William S. Prosser to his Freshman Law Students
lawsuniv.hum Rules of the Universe, by the Masters of the Universe
lawyer.jok The Canonical List of Lawyer Jokes
lazarus.txt From the Notebooks of Lazarus LONGINT (Parody of Lazarus Long)
lbinter.hum The Lord British Online Conference
leech.txt The Leech at Work by The Rocker
legal.hum The Law Enforcement Translator
let.go A Captain Writes His Insurance Report
letgosh.txt A Large Comedy of Errors in the Ship's Log
letter.txt Best of the David Letterman Top 10 Lists
letter_f.sch A Letter From School
libraway.txt Pat Robertson speaks out for Anal Retention sufferers
liceprof.sty Funny Passage from Gordon Ostlere, "Doctor in the House," 1952
lif&love.hum Life and Love, by Tristan Farn0n
lifeimag.hum "All in a Days Imagination", by Theta Sigma
lifeinfo.hum The Meaning of Life (The Computer Game)
limerick.jok Small Collection of Dirty Lyrics
lines.jok A List of Classic (?) Pick-Up Lines
lion.jok The "Classic" How to Catch a Lion
lion.txt The Many Weird Ways to Catch a Lion
lions.cat A Contribution to the Mathematical Theory of Big Game Hunting (Hunting Using Math Theories)
livnware.hum The Song 'Livin on a Ware' by Eddie and the Lusers
lll.hum The Legume Liberation League Manifesto
llong.hum The Notebooks of Lazarus Long
lobquad.hum The Lobster Quadrille, by Lewis Carroll
looser.hum How to Spot a Loset, by The Incognito of 202 Alliance
losers84.hum The Official 1984 LozerList by The Atom
losers86.hum The Losers of 1986, by Micro Magician/The Fugitive
lotsa.jok Grab-Bag of Jokes
lozers Chucko's Guide for Detecting Lozer Users
lozerzon.hum The Loser Zone, by The Circle Spellbook
lozeuser.hum The LoserUsers: A Documentary, by Trash Compactor
lp-assoc.txt Life Placement Associates, by Daniel P Dern
lucky.cha Judge Who You Are by the Lucky Charms Marshmallows you Like
ludeinfo.hum The Luding Chronicles, by Sinbad Sailor!
ludeinfo.txt The Basics of Luding
luggage.hum The Lost Luggage Scam
luvstory.txt Dead IV: The Book of Dead
luzerzo2.hum Another Tale From The Loser Zone: Black Buccaneer
m0dzmen.hum The Trabelling M0dzmen, Part II
macsfarm.old The Tragic Tale of Old MacDonald's Farm, a Personnel Saga by A. Mouse
madhattr.jok How to Ceelbrate Mad Hatter Day
madscrib.hum The Writings of the Mad Scribe, Volume III
maecenas.hum Marcenas, by Chuck Capaldi
mailfrag.hum Mail Fraud, by L.E. Pirate
makebeer.hum Homemade Beer, by The Whizz
making_y.wel Making your Serviceman Feel Welcome
malechem.txt MEN: The Chemical Analysis
manager.txt Managerese to Engineerese Translation Dictionary
manilla.hum Mania in Manilla
manners.txt Types of Real Trouble
manspace.hum A timeline of Men in Space, 1962-1984
marines.hum The Outer Space Marines
marriage.hum Collection of Marriage Witticisms
mash.hum Script from M*A*S*H
math.1 Quotes from lecturers at Cambridge University, England
math.2 Quotes from lecturers at Cambridge University, England
math.far How Math Has Been Taught in the Last Few Decades
meinkamp.hum Well, it's more about Unicorns than Hitler...
melodram.hum All that Glitters: A Play
memo.hum Important Acronym-filled Memo
men&wome.txt Why Men and Women Get Along So Well
mensroom.jok A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom
merry.txt The Merry Pranksters And the Art of the Hoax, by Mark Dery
miamadvi.hum Miami Ad-Vice, by Thos. M. O'Brien
miami.hum Captain Goodnight's Tale of Geek Darkness
miamimth.txt City of Miami High School Mathematics Proficiency Exam
middle.age History from the Middle Ages to the Present in 70 Messed-Up Lines
miranda.hum Some Improved Miranda Warnings
misc.1 A LArge Collection of Miscellaneous Jokes and Humor
misery.hum Misery is....
missheav.hum Missing Heaven by 18 Inches
modstup A Model of Stupidity by Greg Borek
montpyth.hum Monty Python Interview, Q Magazine, 1987
moonshin How to Make Moonshine! By Phinneas J. Whoopie, III
moose.txt The Story of Moose Skin Bengt, by Uggadunk v3.0
moslem.txt Important tips for Mideastern Travelers
mothers.txt A Mother's Dictionary
motrbike.jok Reasons why Motorcyles Are Better Than Women
mowers.txt Some Notes on the Operation of Rotary Lawn Mowers
mr.rogers Some Poor Guy Fired for Playing Mr. Rogers
mrscienc.hum Omnibus of Mr. Science Answers
mtm.hum The Mary Tyler Moore Show Listing
mundane.v2 The Mundanity Test (Version 2.0) (December 1, 1990)
murph.jok Murphy's Laws and Other Observations
murphy.txt Murhpy's Law, and Similar Ilk
murphy_l.txt Famous Murphy's Laws and Other Aphorisms
murphys.txt The Absolute Laws to Live By (From Murphy)
mutate.hum Self-Mutation using Programming
mydaywss.hum My Day with the Secret Service Men, by The Incognito
myheart.hum My Heart - Christ's Home, by Robert Munger
naivewiz.hum A Children's Guide to Magic, by The Silver Ghost
naughty.hum SEVEN Dirty Words? Try DOZENS!
netnews.10 The Top Ten Problems with Netnews
newconst.hum New Constitution Ideas
newmex.hum See the Map, See New Mexico, no, New Mexico, not Mexico
news.hum Short Takes on the News
nigel.1 The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog
nigel.10 The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog Part II
nigel.2 The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 02
nigel.3 The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 03
nigel.4 The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 04
nigel.5 The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 05
nigel.6 The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 06
nigel.7 The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 07
nigel10.txt The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog Part 10
nihgel_8.9 The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 08
nintendo.jok Leo L. Schwab is Particularly Pissed at the Nintendo Cereal System
normal.boy Cap'n Jasper's Crow's Nest: The Rules for the Normal Boy (May 1935)
normalboy.txt The 10 Commandments for the Normal Boy
nosuch_nasfic Dig from Houston about Science Fiction
novel.hum A Science Fiction Blabnovel
nuke.hum Making Your Very Own Nuke
nukeplay.hum Nuclear War and the Politics of Agression, by The Mathematician
nukewar.jok Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
nukewar.txt NUKE: The Nuclear Age Magazine (How to Start Nuclear War)
nukwaste Yet Another Modest Proposak: The Roentgen Standard
number It's All About the Numbers...
number.killer The Number That's So Big It Kills You
number_k.ill The Killion: The Number That Kills You
nurds.hum What Makes a Nurd Most, by Mad Max
nysucks.hum The Entire Northeast Sucks!
o-ttalk.hum The Wonder and the Glory of ORCUTT TALK
oam-001.txt The Monster in the Toilet Bowl, by Stumpy
oam.nfo Come to the One Armed Monkeys BBS by Stumpy
oasis Oasis of Greed (Taking a Trip to Las Vegas) by Dave Bealer and Greg Borek
odd_to.obs An Ode to Those who Toil in Obscurity
odearakk.hum An Ode to Arrakis. What the Hell is Arrakis?
office.txt Humorous Interoffice Memo about Problems in Renovation
ohandre.hum Oh, Andrea Mitchell! by Thos. O'Brien
oilgluts.hum Oil Gluts are For Gluttons
old.txt Compilation of "Old XXX Never Die, They Just ....." jokes, by Mark Israel (1992)
oldeng.hum "One Of A Kind" From the Electronic Edition of One-To-One
oldtime.sng The REAL Old Time Religion, to the tune of "That Old Time Religion"
one.par The Parachute Paradigm: What Do You Do with Two people, one Parachute?
onetoone.hum The October 26, 1987 Issue of One To One
onetotwo.hum The October 19, 1987 Issue of One To One
ookpik.hum OOK PIK
opinion.hum A Quick Opinion poll
oracle.jok The Usenet Oracle has Pondered Your Question Deeply...
ourfathr.txt The Revised Lord's Prayer
outawork.erl 99 Excuses for Skipping Out of Work Early
oxymoron.jok Collection of Oxymorons, some of Which are not Oxymorons, but hey.
oxymoron.txt Small Collection of Oxymorons
ozarks.hum A Little Known Castle in the Ozarks
p-law.hum The Power of Law, to the tune of "Power of Love"
parabl.hum The parable of the Prodigal Student, by Mike Mahoney
passage.hum Carol Dietz got off the train and didn't look back.
passenge.sim A New Concept in Flight Simulators: The Passenger Simulator
peanuts.txt How to Open a Packet of Dry-Roasted Peanuts
peatchp.hum The Great Peach Pilferage, by Bruce E. Rodgers
pecker.txt Open Letter to Taxpayers: We're going to Tax Your Genitals
penisprt.txt The low-Cost Penis Protection Plan
pepsideg.txt The Pepsi Degeneration by Morpheous
phony.hum Real Phony House Plants
phorse.hum The Purple Horse, not by Don Marquis
phunatdi.ana How to have Phun at your Parents' Dinner Party by Mr. Mullins
pickup.lin The Canonical List of Male Pickup Lines
pickup.txt Collection of Pickup Lines
pipespec.txt The "Irish Government" Pipe Specifications
pizzawho.hum The Effect of Dimensional Transcendence on Cheese
planeget.hum This is Your Guide to Plane Hijacking!
pol-corr.txt New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991
polemom.txt Letter to Son from polish mom
poli.tics Politics Made Simple by the Application of Cows
poli_t.ics Politics Expressed by Cows
policpig.hum Calling a Policeman a Pig, from The Anarchist Cookbook
poll2res.hum Predictions for 2007
polly.txt The Story of Impure Mathematics
polly_.new Impure Mathematics, the Story of Polly Nomial
polyglot.c The HELLO, POLYGLOTS program
poopie.txt The Poopie List
popconc.hum Pope Concerts, by Thos. M. O'Brien
popmach How to Rip off the Pop Machines
popmusi.hum Pop Music Explained, by Thos. M. O'Brien
post.nuc Some Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
potty.txt A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom
pournell.spo Spoof of Jerry Pournelle Articles from BYTE Magazine
prac1.jok Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 1 of 4)
prac2.jok Super Collection of Practical Jokes (Part 2 of 4)
prac3.jok Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 3 of 4)
prac4.jok Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 4 of 4)
pracjoke.txt Collection of Practical Joke Ideas
practica.txt The Ultimate List of Practical Jokes
prawblim.hum What's up with these MIDDAY COMMERCIALS?
prayer.hum Governor Edwards' Prayer
primes.jok Is Nine Prime?
princess.brd The "Reunion Scene" from _The_Princess_Bride_
pro-fact.hum Miscellaneous Facts about Abortion
problem.txt E-Z Problem Solving Flowchart
progrs.gph The Definite Last Word on Geeks by Diamond Dave Letterman
proof.met Examples of Different Methods of "Proof"
prooftec.txt Weirdly Rewritten Collection of Proofs
proposal.jok What those Proposals Really Mean
prover.wisom The Book of Proverbial Wisdom
prover_w.iso The Book of Proverbial Wisdom
psalm.reagan The Psalm of Ronald Reagan
psalm23.txt Psalm 23, 1992 Version
psalm_nixon The Nixon's Prayer
psalm_re.aga Reasan's Psalm
psilaine.hum PSI-Laine Magazine, Issue #1, 1988
psych_pr.quo Quotes from Professor Ralph Noble, a Professor of Psychology at RPI
psycho.txt Managing Interpersonal Relationships
pukeprom.jok My Story of Puking at My Prom After Eating Pizza Drunk!
pun.txt A Collection of Shaggy Dog Stories
pure.mat Pure Poor Percy P
pussy.hum Man, I sure Do Love Them Cats
puzzle.spo The Solution to the "I know Now!" Mathematical Puzzle
puzzles.jok Completely Freaky Lateral Thinking Puzzles
python_s.ong The Monty Python Philosphers' Song
q.pun Large Collection of "Q" Puns
quack26.txt The Holy Book of QUACK!
quantum.jok The Actual History of Quantum MEchanics
quantum.phy The Topic for Today is Quantum Physics, by Andrew Arensburger (June 12, 1989)
quest.hum Quest, by Plastique
quick.jok Quick List of Joking Definitions
quotes.bug Collection of Lesser Known Quotes from the Engineers of Hewlett Packard
quotes.jok Collection of Interesting Quotes from All Over
quotes.txt Some Quotes from the Usenet Newsgroup "rec.arts.comics"
quux_p.oem The Great Quux: Random Poetry and Other Loses, by Guy L. Steele, Jr.
r-smurf.d&d The Smurf Class in D&D
rabbit.txt Confess That You're a Rabbit!
racist.net Someone Gets REALLY Oversensitive about the Usenet
radiolaf.hum The American Comedy Network!
rapmastr.hum Rap Master Ronnie (Reagan)
ratings.hum Rock Record Ratings
ratspit.hum De-Ethylene Bromate by Stud Muffin
raven.hum Interrip Report on the Raven
readme.bat Holy Time-Warp, Batman!
reagan.hum Quite Note off to John Hinckley
realest.txt Real Estate Ads Translated
reasons.txt Reasons Why a Three Week Old Dog Turd is Better Than a Woman
rec.por Parody about Brad Tampleton's Racist Joke Debate
record_.gap The Lurker in the interrecord Gap
red-neck.jks You Might Be Considered a Redneck if....
reddwarf.sng Ghost Filkers In The Hall (Filk Song)
reddye.hum Caught Red Handed, by Thos. O'Brien
rednecks.txt You Know You're a Redneck if....
relative.ada Relativity, by Patrick D. Scannell
renorthr.txt Northridge Earthquake Signage (April 10, 1994)
rent-a_cat I Would Like to Borrow a Cat
rentals.hum Rental Cars, by Thos. O'Brien
repair.hum How to Repair Electronic Equipment
report.hum Report on Ethan Fromme
research.hum Research Definitions
residncy.jok Application to Live in New Hampshire
resolutn.txt Some New Year's Resolutions, from 1989-1992
resrch_p.hra Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
resrch_phrase A Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
revolt.dj Dick and Jane Instigate a Popular Revolt, by The Deth Vegetable and Iskra
rinaldo.jok Rinaldo's Laws of Organizations
rinaldos.law Rinaldo's laws of organizations
rinaldos.txt Rinaldo's Laws
ripoffpc.hum Hey, Robert Briggs was REALLY Ripped Off!
roach.asc Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
roadpizz.txt The Complete Guide to Road Pizza written by Black Kat
robot.tes Are You About to Employ a Robot? (A Test) (December 2, 1989)
rocking.hum The Daredevil's Classifications of Rock Music
rockmus.hum The Effects of Rock Music
rocky.hor The Rocky Horror Picture Show Script and Suggested Audience Participation
rocky_ho.rro Rocky Horror Script/Suggestions for Audience Participation
rolls.hum Would You Buy a Used Rolls From This Bhagwan? By Thos. O'Brien
romance.hum Romance Novel No. 209
roomate.txt 50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
roommate.con 50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
roommates A Guide to Getting Rid of Unwanted Jerk Roommates
roseanna.hum He Fell In love With Roseanna
rotten.jok You can Tell It's Going To Be a Rotten Day When
rottend.txt You Can Tell it's Going To Be A Rotten Day When....
royalfam.txt The Royal Family - Inbred genetic mutants or hereditary con-artists?
rubber.txt A Song by PiP the Angry Youth
rubberus 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber by The Banana Peel and The Garbage Can
rubberus.hum 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber
rudeflik.jok Miss Dish's Lament
rudeness.hum Rudeness to Reagan Awards
ruggies How To Tell Ruggies
rules.txt The Cardinal Rules
rulesfor.txt William Safire's Rules for Writers
rumormil.hum Rumor Room on Location at the Rumor Mill
russian.fun Are we talkng Wicked or Nasty here?
safefax.txt A Guide to Safe Fax (Humor)
saintsid.hum A Visit by Saint Vicious
sand.hum Sandman: A Poem
sap.txt Selections from the Scholastic Aptitude Prepatory Test (The SAP)
sarah_st.ory The Sarah Story (All Words Start with S)
satantre.hum Satan Trek: The Dying Generation Vol I
sayings.hum Celebrated Utterances, a Quiz
sayings.txt A Saying for Every Occasion, and Every Occasion for Its Saying
sayno.hum Starting a "Just Say No" Club
sayno.txt 101 Ways to Say No, by Vuarnet International
scavenge.93 The  University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt List 1993
school.mud Infocom Adventure about Freshman Year
sci.gra Collection of Scientific and Futuristic One-Liners
sdvallah.hum Stare Decisis by Alexander of Atlantis
seagull.txt The SeaGull Electronic University Fall Semester 1990 (Humor)
seastory.txt The Admiral Tells Your Favorite Story about Hookers and Defication (Well, your only one)
security.hum Security on the Home Front, by Robert Brooks
selfserv.txt Winners of the Self-Serving Excuses (April 10, 1994)
sexjokes.fun Large Collection of Across the Board Offensive Jokes
sflvrs.hacker A Beautiful obsession with the binary world, by Steven Levy
shagbook.jok The Book of Shag
shame.hum Shame! Naughty! Naught! From the National Satirist
shit.1 This is How Shit Happens
shit.def Large Collection of Fecal Output Terms
shit.txt A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
shitlist.txt The "Infamous" Shit List
shitmemo.txt A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
shorties.jok Collection of Short Jokes
shrink.news The Shrink Sports News
shuttleb.hum A Moment's Horror Brings Momentous Grief
signatur.jok Collection of Stupid  .signature Files
sigs.txt The Enormous Signature File Collection
simp.txt Simplified Integrated Modular Prose by The Bear
sinksub.txt Sinking a Sub, by Hellrazor
skincat 101 Ways to Skin a Cat by Master Control (1991)
skippy.hum How to Screw with Ask the Expert
skippy.txt Ask the Expert, written by Tristan Farnon and D'ark Angel
slogans.txt List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
smackjok.hum All sorts of racist/sexist/disgusting humor.
smartass.txt The Ultimate Final Test
smiley.txt Large Collection of Emoticons/Smileys
smokers.txt Short Story for Smokers Only
smurf-03.txt The Smurf Squishers' Handbook Volume III by The Smurf Butcher Bobs (August 28, 1986)
smurf_co.txt The SmurfCODE (1990)
smurfkil.hum Smurf Genocide Volume #1
smurfs.cc A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Highwayman, and The Smuggler
snake_ng.ras An MIT Student Talks about his pet Boa Constrictor
snipe.txt SNIPE SORCERY: The Invocation of the Baboo, a Collection of False Wicca
soccer.txt Top 10 New Precautions The British Have Taken to Avoid Soccer Voilence
socecon.hum The New Socialism, by John K. Williams
social.hum Economic Power, by Joseph S. Fulda
socks.drx Where the Missing Socks from the Laundry Go, by Snarastaman
soleleer.hum Stare Decisis Chapter 9: SOLE LEER
solviets.hum The Soviets: What are they pulling now?
some_hu.mor Collection of odd 1976 Newspaper Stories
soporifi.abs The Ballade of Soporific Absorption from 1958 (January 12, 1989)
sorority.gir Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
spelin_r.ifo Spelling Reform, a Letter at a Time
speling.msk Indications you're reading Popular English
spider.hum Creepy Accounting of a Tarantula Killing a Sparrow
spoonlis.txt A List of Malapropisms, Mixed Metaphors, Spoonerisms, Etc. by Noel Giffin (February, 1993)
spydust.hum Spy Dust Mopped Up, a Special Report
squids.gph The True Definition of a SQUID by The Ascii Assassin
st_silic.txt More Silliness from Saint Silicon
staff.txt Courses Being Taught Over There or Something
standard.hum Yet Another Modest Proposal
startrek.txt Startrek, The Ultimate Story!
stereo.txt Troubleshooting Your New Stereo, by P. Harris
steroid.txt Announcing the creation of TEXT FILE STEROIDS!
stone.hum Odd Little Story About Sucking the Life Out Of Someone
strine.txt The Strine Dictionary, by Ure Smith, of Sydney (1965)
strsdiet.txt The Stress Diet
studentb.txt The World According To Student Bloopers
subrdead.hum The Suburban Book Of The Dead, Version 1.0
suicide2.txt 13 Ways to Commit Suicide by KvM of STACC
sungenu.hum The Latest Cult Hero: Dr. J.R. (Bob) Dobbs
supermar.rul The Secret Supermarket Rules List
swearfrn.hum How to Swear in French, by Cherry Poptart
sysadmin.txt Know Your System Administrator: A Field Guide
sysman.txt Extract from "The Way It Is" - Warner/Davis
t-10.hum T-10, where are you?
t-shirt.hum T-Shirts: The Human Bumpersticker
t_zone.jok Mission Impossible Meets the Twilight Zone
takenote.jok How to Take Notes in Professor Mitchell's Class
talebeat.hum Rock The Story of Nick and the Intergalactic Break Dancers
talkbizr.txt The Talk.Bizzare Board Game: Rules and Diagram
taping.hum The TAPING I: Rag File on Jeff Spicolli
tarot.txt Major Arcana Tarot Cards that Didn't Quite Make It
teens.txt How to Survive the Terrible Teens: An Owners' Guide
teevee.hum Television Programs from Outer Space
telecom.q Large Collection of Telephone-Related Quotes
televisi.hum How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano
televisi.txt How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano, by The Great Crumal
temphell.jok The Tempature of Heaven
terbear.txt The Terror Bears on the Rampage, by Darkside 444
termpoem.txt Terminal Panic, or Why Didn't I Become an English Major? By Susan Crawshaw
terms.hum An Unabridged, Uncommon, and Unnecessary Dictionary of Computer Terminology, from King Herman
terrmcd'.hum How to Terrorize McDonalds
terrnieg.hum How to Terorize the Neighborhood
test.hum Current Affairs Quiz, January, 1984
test.jok How to Test those Christians
test2.jok More Tests for Bibliolators
testchri.txt Here are more tests for our Bibliolators...
texican.dic Texasese Speak Listing, or Texas Crude Dictionary
texican.lex List of Texas Crude (Dialect)
textgrap.hum A REALLY old classic by Jason Scott, The Slipped Disk
tfepisod.hum Episode Guide for Tristan Farn0n stuff
tfpoems.hum A Few Quick Poems from Tristan Farn0n
the_ant.txt A Quick Update to the Fable of the Ant and the Grasshopper
the_math.hel The Math Problem From Hell
thecube.hum Pirate Publication by Supplier
thermite.ana Thermite Incendiaries and Formulas, by Primo Pyro
thesis.beh 101 Things Not to do at Or For Your Thesis Defense
three.lws The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
tickmoon.hum Ticket To The Moon
timetr.hum Time Travel: A Discussion, by Howard Ullman
tits Head Honco Presents: Tits for Free
tnd.1 Small Collection of "Found Humor"
top10.elf The Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
top10.txt The Best Letterman Top 10s from David Letterman, 1989
top10st1.txt Silly Top Ten List Compilation (December 1992)
top10st2.txt Additional Stupid Top 10 Lists
topten.hum A Top Ten Look Back at the 80s by Deth Vegetable and Fidel Castro
toxcwast.hum The Store of T0XIC WASTE
transp.txt How to Build Your Own Transporter
trash!.hum A Couple Headlines taken off the Tabloids
trekwes.hum The Next, Next Generation. How It All Began!
tribble.hum That's Dribble, Tribble!
trukdeth.txt Stories About Trucks And Death...By:  The Penguin, The Druggie, Rockhead, Hot Mama, and Ski Guy
truthlsd.hum ALTERNATIVE III by Leslie Watkins
truths.hum How Do We Tell Truths That Might Hurt?
tshirts.jok Collection of T-Shirt Sayings
tuflife.txt Getting Through Life's Tough Stages
turbo.hum The Turbo Encabulator in Industry
twinkie.txt The Twinkie Therom, The Real Story, by CHUD
twinkies.jok The Biology of Snack Cakes Prepared by Eric Kollenberg  21 Feb. 1986
un.happy Things to Do When in an Unhappy Mood
units.mea Real Bizzare Units of Measurement (February 1989)
univ.odd List of Universities that quickly degenerates into siliness
urban.txt Official Usenet Alt.Folklore.Urban Frequently Posted Legends
vaguemag.90s Vague, the Magazine that Defines the 90's
variety1.asc Collection of Various Humor Textfiles
variety2.asc Varions Humor Textfiles, Part II
variety3.asc Various Humor Textfiles, Part III
various.txt Various Humor Textfiles, Part IV
vegkill.txt Is Killing Vegetables Wrong?
voltron.hum The Story of V O L T R O N
vonthomp Quote from Kurt Vonnegut of Hunter S. Thompson
wagit.txt Join W.A.G.I.T. Today! White Are Good, It True.
wagon.hum You know it's time to go on the wagon when....
waitress.txt Health Warning: Waitresses
washroom.txt 20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
wedding.hum The Wedding Ends Before it Started: NY Post
weight.txt Giving New Meaning to Working out With Weights - Russell Daily News, Feb. 24, 1992
welfare Examples of Unclear Writing to the Welfare Department
welfare.txt Welfare Bloopers Fare Wall (Excerpts from Applications for Welfare)
wetdream.hum Wet Dream in Atlantis
who.txt Did you hear about the guy who.....
whoon1st.hum The Classic Who's On First Routine
whoops.hum Why the National Satirist was down last week
why-me.hum Examples of People Dying or Getting Hurt in really funny ways
wimptest.txt Mangling Impersonal Relationships, by Dunkirk
wisconsi.txt Collection of Wiconsonisms
wisdom Words of Wisdom
women.jok David's Truths About Women
wood The Woody Sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus
woodbine.txt The New Woodbine Pushover Stakes
woodbugs.txt 101 Uses For Wood Bugs (those bugs that curl into a ball) by David Hooper
woodsmok.txt Stories about the Problems with Wood-Burning Stoves
woolly_m.amm Retrobreeding the Woolly Mammoth from the April 1984 Issue of the MIT Technology Review
word.hum One of the Most Colorful Words in the World is FUCK!
worldend.hum The World Ended Yesterday, by Don L. Tyler
wrdnws1.txt Weird News: Volume 1
wrdnws2.txt Weird News Volume 2
wrdnws3.txt Weird News Volume 3
wrdnws4.txt Weird News Volume 4
wrdnws5.txt Weird News Volume 5
wrdnws6.txt Weird News Volume 6
wrdnws7.txt Weird News Volume 7
wrdnws8.txt Weird News Volume 8
wrdnws9.txt Weird News Volume 9
xibovac.txt My Time with Xibo on my Vacation
xtermin8.hum Leech Extermination Guide Version One
y.txt 50  Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989
yjohncse.hum Why Johnny Can't Sell, a Business Report
yogisays.txt Famous Yogi Berra Quotes
yuppies.hum What is A Yuppie? By Uncle Stimey
zen.txt A Collection of Zen Koans
zgtoilet.txt Zero Gravity Toilet Instructions
zodiac.hum The World's Most Unpleasant Zodiac
